Nah, my Fiona has the wet & wild Nigella app & constantly updates itself so I can play hide the sausage with any woman I feel like at any time of day! I've already done those two hot ladies off Countdown, (Rachel Riley & Susie Dent) Sharon Stone, Belinda Carlisle & that sexy bird who works in my local newsagent. Gotta love modern technology, dontcha?
Why don't you try talking to the sexy bird in the newsagent's, rather than pumping up Fiona all day?
I know it would be a bit of a departure for you, but you never know your luck until you try...!