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Joe, Cuckoo & Ystranc going off on a tangent

The Alpha is never pretty Joe 😉
Well this Alpha is old, worn out and well past his sell by date but all things being equal I will be at one of the meets next year to teach you young pups some bush crafty thing in the mean time I'm going to hobble to the kitchen and make a coffee
 
Well this Alpha is old, worn out and well past his sell by date but all things being equal I will be at one of the meets next year to teach you young pups some bush crafty thing in the mean time I'm going to hobble to the kitchen and make a coffee
I would be overjoyed to finally meet you Joe. Let me know when/where you’re going and I will make the extra effort to be there. If you ever make it to the Wales meet I’ll try to find some mutton or goat so you can make us a dewdrop curry.
 
Well this Alpha is old, worn out and well past his sell by date but all things being equal I will be at one of the meets next year to teach you young pups some bush crafty thing in the mean time I'm going to hobble to the kitchen and make a coffee
I'm only the alpha in my house, with the wife's permission. It would be lovely to meet and learn from you Joe🙂
But please be gentle, I'm delicate
 
I would be overjoyed to finally meet you Joe. Let me know when/where you’re going and I will make the extra effort to be there. If you ever make it to the Wales meet I’ll try to find some mutton or goat so you can make us a dewdrop curry.
The pleasure will be all mine Mike and mutton will do just fine
 
I'm only the alpha in my house, with the wife's permission. It would be lovely to meet and learn from you Joe🙂
But please be gentle, I'm delicate
well Cuckoo if/when we meet I hope that your nether regions won't be so delicate after you drink the water from a dirty puddle after I've used a plastic bottle, some moss and a few bits from the fire on it
The puddle mate not your arse end
 
well Cuckoo if/when we meet I hope that your nether regions won't be so delicate after you drink the water from a dirty puddle after I've used a plastic bottle, some moss and a few bits from the fire on it
The puddle mate not your arse end
We’re quite sophisticated here Joe, we have running water not runny bowels. Our pure mountain streams put all other water to shame… you should try our dead sheep tea.
 
We’re quite sophisticated here Joe, we have running water not runny bowels. Our pure mountain streams put all other water to shame… you should try our dead sheep tea.
:lol: Back a million years ago I was tasked with producing drinkable water from a river that had a dead cow in it about a hundred yards up stream from us. i have supped the water from Lake Bala on many occasions
 
:lol: Back a million years ago I was tasked with producing drinkable water from a river that had a dead cow in it about a hundred yards up stream from us. i have supped the water from Lake Bala on many occasions.
Bearing in mind what half the customers of Bala’s Red Lion do in that lake on the way home of a night I would say that is extraordinarily brave.
 
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